James Bond na Pinoy?

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May nakapulot ng ilang piraso ng lukut-lukot na papel na naglalaman diumano ng istorya ng isang bigating tao sa gobyerno.

Ingles pero hindi ko na bibigyan ng translation para kayo na ang maghusga kung maaaring totoo ito o ‘good time’ lang:

August 21, 1983

There had been rumors, but I could not confirm them.

Still, I knew I had to do something, though I could be putting myself in grave danger.

That day, I drove myself to the airport. I was wearing sunglasses and a fake beard. With the help of trusted allies at MIA, I was able to make my way undetected to a spot near the tarmac. From there, I saw the plane arrive.

I must stop this, I thought to myself.

I slipped my right hand inside my jacket and felt the cold steel of my Uzi submachine gun.

I hope I don’t have to use this, I thought. But I will if I have to. I can’t let this happen.

Suddenly, there was a commotion. It happened so fast. I heard the shots. I saw him fall. I was going to rush out to try to save him.

But no – no! — I was too late. I could not stop it!

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Mala-tsunami ang batikos. Akala ng mga common Senatorial candidates na naka-jackpot na sila pagka’t pinag-aagawan ng dalawang partido.

Ang hindi nila alam ay masamsam na parang durian ang dating nila sa ordinaryong mga tao.

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Nakalarawan sa poster si Joey de Venecia na pinalitan ni Nancy Binay

Ang tingin sa tatlo ay mga opportunista, makasarili, walang prinsipyo at taksil.

Pinakamagandang solusyon: tigilan na ang pamamangka sa dalawang ilog. May oras pa.

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Hula who. Mula kay Atorni Siete – espiya naming nakaankla sa pugad ng mga mambabatas.

“May mambabatas na pag nag”download” ay sobrang lakas ng amoy. Kawawa ang staff niya pagkat’y kumakalat at nanunuot ang amoy sa buong opisina.

Pinayuhan ng kanyang chief of staff na magsindi ng posporo kada magbabagsak ng bomba.

Natuwa naman ang mambabatas pagka’t mukhang effective. Di nya alam na ang powers ng kaniyang download ay di hustong kaya ng usok ng posporo

Talagang nakakabulaga.”

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Huling hirit.  Ni minsan ay hindi nabanggit ni Jessica Sanchez, 1st runner up sa American Idol noong nakaaang taon, na mayroon siyang dugong Pilipino.

Kahit daan-daang libong Pinoy pa ang sumuporta sa kaniya.

Pero ngayon… salamat sa milyun-milyong pisong talent fee mula sa Jollibee at Smart, 200% Pinay na ang dalaga.

Musta raw sabi ni BIR Chief Henares, kabayan.

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1 thought on “James Bond na Pinoy?”

  1. Words to describe these “common” candidates – namamangka sa dalawang ilog, lagareng Hapon, andun kung saan ang ihip ng hangin. In other words, masahol pa sa oportunista. They’re already on my list of who not to vote for!

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