“The President does not want to immediately visit the typhoon-struck areas because he does not want to become the focus or the center of attraction when he visits. He prefers to wait until the situation has stabilized and until assistance has been extended before he visits,” Abigail Valte said.
“The President is not fond of photo ops.”
-Presidential Spokesman Edwin Lacierda
These two pronouncements from the Palace were found incredible and unacceptable by a respectable communications expert who countered, “The presence of a leader makes people feel better, cared for, and will hasten action from the sipsips.”
To prevent these opposing views from blowing up to a divisive national debate, I have taken it upon myself to fix it with the DPWH solution. Thus…